Good morning and welcome back to regularly scheduled programming.
Raise your hand if you didn’t want to go to work today.
GOLF
Matsuyama wins PGA Tour opener with record 35 under par
Davis and Zalatoris pay price of wrong ball mix-up
If you haven’t seen something like this in person, you aren’t playing enough golf with your buddies
We’ve all been there
Yup
🚨⛳️☢️ #WATCH: Collin Morikawa on Hideki Matsuyama’s incredible winning score: “Excuse my language, but f—k!, 35 under par… that’s low! 🤣
— NUCLR GOLF (@NUCLRGOLF) January 6, 2025
OTHER SPORTS
It’s firing season
Jaguars fire Doug Pederson – Woody Johnson: Our next coach will have to decide what QB situation is – Patriots fired Jerod Mayo as well
This is a trash post, but I’ll link it
The Bengals never belonged in the playoffs, regardless of what the Chiefs did
This is ridiculous
6/26/22: Commits to Miami
11/10/22: Commits to Florida
12/21/22: Signs w Florida
1/20/23: Receives release from Florida
2/1/23: Signs w ASU, plays 3 games
4/18/24: Leaves ASU
4/25/24: Transfers to Georgia
5/21/24: Sues Billy Napier/UF booster
1/5/25: Leaving Georgia, DNP '24 https://t.co/Q1xkVLj6ax— Pat Forde (@ByPatForde) January 5, 2025
SOCIAL MEDIA – From my “For You”
My God
For anyone doubting the severity and depravity of the mass gang rapes of little girls in Britain, go to the source material and read the court transcripts. I did.
It is worse than you could possibly imagine. pic.twitter.com/OeK2uVxJ93
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) January 5, 2025
Oh, you are going to come across the Atlantic and take my guns? You tried that against this country once before and it didn’t work out.
🚨BREAKING: London’s police chef THREATENS ARREST of AMERICANS over online posts, says “We'll come after you.”
What’s your message to the London police? pic.twitter.com/uHKfQaESgD
— TRUMP ARMY (@TRUMP_ARMY_) January 5, 2025
TF!
🚨BREAKING: New Orleans-area Assistant District Attorney Ian Kersting found dead in "apparent suicide" from self-inflicted gunshot wound.
— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) January 5, 2025
Everyone, everywhere has had enough
“Allah, Allah, who f*ck is Allah!” The British patriots have had enough. pic.twitter.com/EuNcYeZNIW
— RadioGenoa (@RadioGenoa) January 5, 2025
